A couple sits in a car outside Sonic, a fast-food drive-in chain.
Him: This strawberry cheesecake shake is amazing!
Her: I love the real strawberries and the pie crusts bits.
Him: I think I’ll put a little something on my blog about this. All my fans are going to be very interested in my experience of having this shake.
Her: You mean your mom?
Him: (defensively) Well, yea, well, um, she’s one of the readers.
Her: I think she’s THE reader.
Him: Well, no, she promised to tell her neighbor about it, so…
Her: (sarcastically) Oh! Your Mom’s Neighbor!