This is a true story.
Today as I walked into my office I was immediately confronted.
“Hey Matt, my mother-in-law taught my daughter Courtney to make homemade cream puffs! I brought some in today, would you like to try them?” she asked.
“Hey Matt, you’ve really gotta try this Almond Toffee Bark I made last night,” said another coworker.
Well, ok, I responded.
“Hey Big Boy, there are Krispy Kremes in the conference room,” teased another.
Not anymore, I thought.
“Oh! I forgot! She also taught her how to make homemade donuts! They took forever and they look funny but they’re really good! Have one!” screeched coworker #1.
And I did.
Do you want to know what’s worse then everyone being clever and crafty and baking and frying during the holidays? It’s being born without one ounce of self control.